Youth’emisms

As children evolve from a baby to adulthood, they go through the usual transition of getting a command of the english language, or what ever language they first learn to speak.  During this transition, our kids just like any others, hear words and translate them into what they think they are.  The following is a list of “Youth’emisms” our children (or us) have uttered over the years:

Fireman Station (Hunter) – Fire Station

Presents (Hunter) – While observing Bales of Hay in a field he proclaime dthem to be Presents (Liek Christmas Gifts).  Hunter was 3 at the time.

Hottitidder (Hot-tituder) (Hunter) – Helicopter

Tsunami Trailer (Kira)  – Sonoma Cutrer Wine

“Love Dirt” (Hunter) – The Dirt Found on a favorite Stuffed Animal, Pandi in this case

Icepopple (Kira) – Popcicle

“Thank you for the food we are about to joy….”) (Both kids) – Part of the blessing before a meal.  

 Airplane Port (Hunter) – Airport

 Op-Op-A-Gunk (Douglas) – A request for a drink of any sort (water, milk…….), later adopted by my father and his friends as a request for a re-fill of their beer. 

 Cosico (Kira) – A place to buy stuff in large quantities at warehouse prices.

Frigerdrator (Kira) – Refrigerator

Mechidge (Hunter) – Message, His phone voice mail says, “…please leave a mechidge”

Home Box (Kira) – “A To Go” box or a “Doggie Bag” after a meal while dinnign out.

Humitate (Hunter) – to Meditate

 To be continued…….

Geyser Goblins and the Tooth Fairy

“The case of Hunter’s missing tooth”

It was a beautiful spring day upon their arrival in Yellowstone National Park.  Hunter and his little sister, Kira, had waited for this trip for months and everyone in their daycare classes knew every detail as they could hardly control their anticipation.

Their first day in the park was going to be a day of fun, learning and of course, geyser hunting. 

Our first stop was at the West Thumb Geyser Basin.  Although this basin does not have any active geysers, it does have lots of hot springs and a mile of board walks to investigate.

While running around on the boardwalks trouble struck.  Mommy, Daddy and Kira had gone ahead to look at the next spring while Hunter stayed behind to look at the Surging Spring pool.   While looking around, Hunter mistakenly pushed his tooth, which had been loose for weeks, and out it went.  It fell down on the boardwalk and “just disappeared!”

But where did it go? 

He heard it hit the wood but it could not be found.  In  a panic, he recruited his mom to help find it but she too could not find the tooth.

“But, mommy, what will the Tooth Fairy do if I cannot find it?” Hunter asked.  Without an easy answer Mommy told Hunter to be sure to write the Tooth Fairy a note when he went to bed that night.  That sounded like a good idea to everyone except Hunter..  “But Mommy, how will the Tooth Fairy find us here; we are not at home?”  The only advice she could think of was to have Hunter wait until he got home in a few days and hopefully the Tooth Fairy would understand.

The rest of the week included hiking, geyser watching, ice cream, and wild animals.  To Hunter that was all fun but his missing tooth was never far from his thoughts.

When Hunter got home later that week, he set out to craft the best note he could for the Tooth Fairy.

“Dear TooF Fiery my toof flue in to the giser win I wus woking.  Love Hunter”

At bedtime the note went under his pillow in hopes of a response.

The next day, Hunter lifted his pillow and was disappointed to see that the note was still there.  The tooth fairy had missed him.

“Hunter, wait! Did you look at the note” his father asked. 

Sure enough the Tooth Fairy had come and left him a note along with the usual $2 bill.  Hunter was so excited.  He read the note out load to his father, then off to the kitchen to read it once again to his mother and sister.  It seems that there was more going on back in Yellowstone than Hunter or his family knew. 

The note from the tooth fairy explained everything:

“Dear Hunter,

Good News!

I found your missing tooth in West Thumb Geyser Basin in the Surging Spring next to the boardwalk.  Luckily enough one of the geyser goblins, who are quite fun and a bit playful were hiding it from you when it fell out.  I promised them some cool lemonade in exchange for your tooth and they agreed.

I am so glad to be able to add your first front tooth to my collection and I have left you the usual fee for it.

The goblins tell me that you and your family had a nice time in Yellowstone and they want you to come back as soon as possible……

Love,

Your Tooth Fairy”

Yellowstone is known for its rich history, water features, geysers, wild life and rugged territory, but no one knew about the geyser goblins.  These fun loving, mischievous little creatures love the tourists and play tricks on them every day.  If it weren’t for the crafty Tooth Fairy, Hunter would still be wondering what happened to his tooth and why the Tooth Fairy had failed to get his note.

The next time you are in Yellowstone, watch out for these little goblins and leave nothing to chance.

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Dooger, the Little Christmas Tree

2009

Every year families and individuals alike come to this quiet valley in search of the perfect Christmas tree.  This story is about a little tree named Dooger and how he outsmarted the annual Christmas tree harvest with a little help from a friend.  

Even pine trees have names, not the common names like Blue Spruce or Douglas Fir, but names just like you or me.  Most of the year is spent enjoying the cool mountain air, providing shelter for the wild animals and visiting with the friends and family growing near-by.  All of the trees feared the holiday time of the year but few ever spoke of it, hoping to once again avoid the saw or axe.  They all had heard of what becomes of their friends, decorated with all manner of lights and pretty ornaments, and a warm place to be for the holidays.  Yet, none of them wanted that fate.

Dooger was nearly big enough to be cut down last year but no one chose him much to his pleasure.  But this year had been good, his branches grew out thick and he was at least two feet taller.  In fact this year had been so good for Dooger that he stood out beautifully among his nearby friends and family.  This, Dooger soon realized was not a good thing.  Around September he tried to do everything he could to make himself look bad.  When asked why, he said he was feeling a bit poor, one of his roots had run up against a big rock, which of course, was not the truth at all.  Nothing he did would make his appearance change.  He was a beautiful tree and he knew it.  He even tried to grow faster and taller knowing that really tall trees are rarely taken but that only added to his beauty.  At seven feet tall he knew he was in trouble.

Late November approached, the first snows had arrived and Dooger knew the time was fast approaching.  The Forest Rangers had even erected a building just 15 feet away.  This he knew was the start of the tree hunting season.  The first cars filled with kids and adults alike arrived in early December.  Dooger remembered the fathers with their big saws worst of all.  These men meant business and Dooger knew it.  On weekends a Forest Ranger even dressed up as a Bear named Smokey and visited with the children.  Dooger knew the Rangers were there to protect them so he could not understand why they were letting people take trees.

One day a family approached Dooger, dad with his saw in hand.  Marveling at Dooger’s beauty, they began to discuss whether or not he would fit in their living room.  Dooger shook so hard that the needles began to fall off his branches.  The Dad declared, “He must be too dry, we don’t want him” and they walked further into the forest.  Later that day it happened again but this time when Dooger shook there were no needles loose enough to fall off, that trick would only work once.  This time the Mom said he was too tall.  Family after family took notice of Dooger but for whatever reason he was spared.  The following weekend that same thing happened again, too tall, too short, too full, not full enough, Dooger it seemed was not going to be cut this year.

The final Saturday of the tree harvest had arrived and Dooger was feeling pretty confident he was going to be safe.  He knew if he survived this year that he would be too big the following year and he could live out his time in the beautiful, Colorado Mountains.  Then it happened.  They pulled up in their big car with plenty of room for any sized tree on top.  The kids jumped out to go visit with Smokey while the mom and dad began to scan the forest for that perfect tree.  Dad spotted Dooger and immediately started to measure him up to see if he would be a perfect fit.  Indeed he was.  The mom approached asking him how he had found one so perfect, so quickly.  As the dad got out his saw and tie downs the kids came running over. 

“Daddy, Daddy is that our tree?” the little boy asked.  “I think so, Hunter” replied the dad.  “Daddy, It is so beautiful, but will it fit?” asked his little girl, Kira.  “Yes, I think so Kira”, replied their Mother.  Then their mom turned to dad and asked, “Are you sure we can take one so close to the building and road?”  “I do not see why not” replied the father in a rather uncertain tone.  “I better go ask” he said as he headed off to see the nearby Ranger.  Dooger could see the Ranger and he was not happy with what he was seeing.  In fact, not only did the ranger say it was OK; he even came to help the dad.

Dooger had heard the daddy say Kira’s name and he was going to do something that was forbidden in the tree world, he was going to ask Kira for help.  Now trees do not have very loud voices, in fact they are so quiet that only the smallest of the forest creatures could even hear them but Dooger was desperate.  As Kira ran by Dooger he reached out with his lowest branch and tripped her.  Down she went in to a small pile of leaves and snow.  Un-harmed, Kira looked back at the tree.  She knew that branch was not there when she ran by, and yet somehow she tripped over it. 

As Kira walked cautiously back to the tree to see how this had happened she heard a voice, “Please don’t cut me down.”  Now Kira, at the age of seven was well aware of the fact that trees don’t talk, especially to people.  As she started to walk away to go see what Hunter was up to she heard it again, “Kira, please don’t cut me down.”

This time she was certain, she had heard something.  Very quietly, she walked back up to the tree and around to the back where no one would see her and she whispered, “What is your name?”  Dooger could hardly control his happiness as he began to shake.  Needles and small branches cascaded to the ground.  “Dooger” he replied, hoping she could hear him.  With that Kira let out a big scream and ran to her Mom.  Dooger feared he had scared her away and did not know what to do.  He had a new friend, a friend that could save him and she just ran away.

Kira told her mom, “We cannot kill Dooger!”  “Dooger?  Who is Dooger?” asked her mom.  “That tree, the tree Daddy is going to chop down.  Don’t let Daddy chop that tree down!  There are lots more and besides, look at all the needles on the ground!” declared Kira.  Just as the saw neared the perfect place to begin cutting, Kira cried out, “Daddy Don’t!”  Not a moment too soon, he set the saw down and went to see what the problem was.  “Why not Sweetie?” asked her Dad.  “Daddy, the tree, Dooger, doesn’t want to be a Christmas tree; he wants to stay in the forest.”  She began to cry as the worlds left her mouth.  “Dooger, you named the tree Dooger?” he asked.  “No, he told me that was his name or at least I think so.”  “Now Sweetie, trees do not talk.”  “I know, but I swear he told me his name was Dooger.  He asked me not to let you chop him down and then I asked him his name” she declared.  “Please don’t chop him down?”  “OK, we will go find another tree.  Now say good bye to Dooger” and off they went deeper into the forest.  As each tree was considered, Kira asked them their name and none of them answered.  As night fell with a nice tree on the roof of the car, they headed back into the city.  As they pulled away, Kira yelled back “Merry Christmas Dooger!”

Each year after that until the kids had grown up and started families of their own they began every holiday season with a visit to see Dooger.  Some years they even decorated him so that no one else would dare think of cutting him down.  Many of the other trees took notice over the years and did what they could to avoid being cut down as well.  And so goes the story of how the Trees learned how to outsmart the “tree hunters. “

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Catch Me if you Can!

Winter 1988

It was the winter of 1988, probably early February to be more exact.  Julie and I had been dating for about six months and it was her second trip to Aspen.  We were living in Long Beach, California, at the time and driving to Aspen took about 17 hours.  I was young and foolish at the time so, the idea of leaving on a Friday afternoon, driving through the night to get there by the following morning was “no big deal.”  We would end up leaving Sunday afternoon with plans on arriving back in Long Beach in time for work on Monday.

Unlike so many others, our weekend plans did not including skiing, we were going for our family’s favorite past-time, snowmobiling!  By the time we got to Aspen my parents already had the snowmobiles ready to go.  We changed into our winter clothes and headed off to the parking area for Little Annie’s road on the back side of Aspen Mountain.  Our plans were to go up Midnight Mine Road to the top of Aspen Mountain and then head back across Richmond Hill to the base of Taylor Pass.  I had been back in that area many times before and knew the route well.  This would be Julie’s first time on a snowmobile.

Driving through the night requires a lot of coffee and I figured once we got on top of the ridge I would go on ahead and “take care of business; you know, see a man about a horse.”  And so it began, I headed off to the east without realizing Julie was right behind me.  Once I saw her I just figured I would go faster and get ahead of her. 

30 miles per hour, then 40, 50, 60 and eventually 70 and I still could not shake her.  “What was she doing?”  She had never driven one of these contraptions before.  Did she not fear death?  In exasperation I came to a stop.  When I walked up to her the expression on her face was priceless, the look of terror mixed in with relief.  She did not realize what I was trying to accomplish and all she knew was that she (being a city girl) would keep up with me no matter what.  She had something to prove and she did just that. 

In looking back at it, I was pretty impressed that she could drive a snowmobile that well and that fast on her first time out.

Sweeping up after Norbert

1967 – 1968

Martin John Bishop, brother of Albert Bishop, started out in the building working as a mechanic for Natalie Gignoux and her Little Percent Taxi Company.  Later he took on extra work when time and space permitted.  Eventually “Martin John” ran his own shop renting the building from Natalie.  It was located behind the Concept 600 Building on Spring Street and Rio Grande Place.  Norbert Anthes was a mechanic working for Martin as well as a number of others including Mike “The Hunkie” Toth.  My aunt and uncle, Shirley and Nelson Jr. Smith lived, in the two houses just to the east of the garage and I would often go hang out with Norbert and the other mechanics when my family was visiting next door. 

Norbert had not been in the valley long at this point and yet he was already welliked and respected in the community and was considered a close family friend.  Norbert was always known for his generosity, and I was often a recipient of it over the years.  Sometime around 1967 Norbert offered me a job at the garage.  I suppose deep down it was a favor to me but it also got me out from under his feet while working on the vehicles.

My job was to clean up the rags, sweep the floors and even put the tools away.  Norbert always paid me at the end of each work day and the money was usually gone before I got home that afternoon.  A pocket full of change is no match for a little boy who walked past The Peppermint Tree candy store, The Hobby Shop and Walt Matthew’s Drugs (now Carl’s Pharmacy) on his way home.

Norbert always made sure I had plenty to do and even took the time to teach me a thing or two.  By the age of eight I was pretty good at changing spark plugs and oil filters on pretty much anything that came through the doors.  I was also very accomplished at greasing the shocks, U-Joints and hubs, being mindful not to over grease them and blow out the seals.   Many Friday afternoons were spent visiting in the parking lot as the mechanics and friends alike enjoyed their beers.  I even got rides home on Fridays as my dad always had a keg of Coors on tap in his garage, and Norbert new that if he gave me a ride home a fresh beer would be waiting upon his arrival.

Sometime in late 1967 some rags and gas next to the furnace caught on fire and a blaze ensued.  The building was not destroyed but most of the exposed insulation as well as many of the tool boxes along the walls were heavily damaged.  Very few of Norbert’s tools survived the fire undamaged.  Within a few weeks most of the damage was repaired, tools were replaced and it was business as usual.  As for me, Norbert added to my days’ wages by sending home a burned wrench or socket every day for my growing set of tools.  Over time I ended up with a large collection of tools many of which are still in use today.

Norbert knew how to take care of his friends.  He was always willing to lend a hand and never expected anything in return.  I remember a few years ago running into him at Cap’s Auto.  He asked me about snowmobiling while I was in town and I mentioned that unfortunately one of them had been damaged and was un-usable.  The next morning my friends and I were headed out for coffee when I noticed the snowmobile had been fixed.  Norbert never said a word about it.  Sadly, Norbert passed away a few years back.  Aspen will never be the same without him.

Bicycles, Truck Tubes and an All Access Pass

1968 – 1979

We usually put in at the Hollywood Campground, later known as Aspen Park, and now the location of the Wildwood School or down at Alice Scudder’s cabin off Warren Creek Lane.  To get to the river’s edge usually took a 5-mile ride on our bicycles up Highway 82 with our “oversized” truck tubes balanced on the handlebars or over our shoulders.  If a car were to hit us we would have bounced off like a giant super ball.  Although the journey was only about 5 miles back to town, it often took the better part of a day to complete.

Regardless of where we put in, the only real exciting part of the journey was just down past the Smith Ranch Bridge where the river takes a small bend to the right and then a small “rapids” as you past the old Pat B. Heman gravel pit on Stillwater Road.  Often we would stop at the Smith Ranch Bridge to visit with Don Sheeley and his Kayak classes before continuing on our journey.

We would usually end our tubing adventure at Crystal Lake, where the Aspen Club is now.  Although we did at times go for the next set of rapids and pull out at the Anderson Stables just before the bridge at the east end of town where Highway 82 crossed the river.  Below that point there were too many obstacles to safely continue on.

Crystal Lake provided hours of relaxing fun.  We floated around playing games and collecting pollywogs, water snakes and frogs.   

We enjoyed the lazy trips down the river where the only danger we faced was from the long brass valve stems on the tubes.  May father always had an ample supply of these large tubes from his earthmoving business.  Most were made available after they had been patched numerous times and were deemed no longer reliable for his purposes.  There were some tubing adventures where the tubes lost their air long before their needed usefulness.  Luckily, they were large enough to share with others.  The boys reluctantly shared with another boy but the girls were always willing.

Now days that stretch of river is off-limits for tubing as it has been deemed a public land and then too fragile for public access.  In the spring I often remember these adventures as that was the best time of the year to make the journey, except for the ice flows and 33 degree water temperature.  If you could make this journey today the route would be different with all the oxbows along the river’s path revealing its historic journeys over time.

The end of the day presented one of our biggest challenges, getting our bicycles back!  Back then just about every car that drove by was being driven by someone one of us knew and they were always willing to give us a lift.  Leaving the tubes behind, we all piled into the car and headed back out of town.

A Shocking Couch

Circa 1972 est.

Floyd, the German Shepherd we had at the time, was a slow learner when it came to the rules of the house.  Or maybe we were the slow learners.  Either way, there were a number of things he knew he was not supposed to do and did them anyway.  Over time we took measures into our own hands on how to deal with these numerous infractions.  Some of them worked, some of them did not and others had more undesirable or unexpected results.  This story is about the latter.

We all woke awoke to the sounds of Cindy yelling at Dad.  It could not have been much past six in the morning and she was upset about something.  After a brief outburst Cindy came stomping back up the stairs, slammed her bedroom door and did not come back out for what seemed like hours.

The source of all the commotion was a small box that contained an old Ford Model T coil.  My father had rigged the coil up to a capacitor that converted 110 volts to 12 volts which fed into the coil.  On the other end of the coil my father attached a long wire, about 6-feet in length, with the ends exposed.  When plugged in the coil produced a strong, non-lethal, shock.  Over the years the device had been the source of many practical jokes but on this day it was being used for the intended purpose of “dog training.” 

Floyd would often get up on the couch after everyone had gone to sleep even though he knew it was against the rules.  After other attempts at training had failed my father decided to put the wire on the couch and plug it in once he suspected Floyd had climbed up on it.  He also spread some newspapers on the couch so he could hear when Floyd jumped onto the couch. 

Sometime around five AM on this particular day my father heard the rustling noise of the papers from his nearby bedroom.  After deciding to let the dog settle in, he reached over to the extension plug next to his bed and plugged it in.  Unknown to him the rustling was actually Cindy who had come down half asleep and decided to lie down on the couch.  To make matters worse, Cindy had somehow gotten a hold of the wire, not knowing exactly what it was or why it was there, and had twisted it around her toes.

Assuming the dog had fallen asleep it was time to strike.  Just as quickly as he plugged it in he knew something had gone horribly wrong.  As Cindy let out a scream he did his best to unplug the device as quickly as possible, but the damage was done.  As Cindy stormed back upstairs to her room Dad began the process of explaining to my mom what had just happened.  As you can imagine, telling the story to my mom was difficult as it required him to tell the story between extreme bouts of laughter.

Not knowing if Cindy and my Dad had just had a falling out or what had happened, the rest of the kids were not sure if they should go downstairs or not.  When we finally did go downstairs, we found both of our parents in the kitchen in total laughter.  Upon being told what had happened there was only one person left in the house who saw no humor in the day’s events.

Cindy, feeling dad had done it to her on purpose, refused to speak to him for weeks.  As for the “couch training,” a new approach was used which did not involve “the Shocker.”  We soon learned that the coffee table, turned upside-down on the couch, was just as effective.

Archie the Wonder Dog

1955 – 1973

He came into the world before I did and was always a big part of the family.  With oversized ears and feet to go with them he was my dad’s pride and joy and constant companion.  As each of the kids arrived on the scene Archie remained the “head of the household” if you will.  As German Shepherds go he possessed an above average level of intelligence, but there were times throughout his life where that would come into question.

Archie was protective of the kids and the cars and would let anyone know to keep their distance when approaching.  That was not to say he was aggressive or mean, just protective.  Once he knew who you were he was the most loveable and friendly dog ever.  He never bit anyone on purpose, only once when being scared awake during an afternoon slumber in front of the old Beck & Bishop Grocery Store.

Most of his life was spent riding around in the back of whatever car the family happened to be driving at the time.  His favorite days were when Dad would take him to work with him as there was always someone willing to throw a ball, stick or even a big rock for him on the job sites.

As I mentioned, sometimes his intelligence would get called into question.  Like the day we all climbed into my mom’s Plymouth 383 Station Wagon and headed off to Glenwood Springs to do some important errands.  On this particular day our errands included a stop at the paint store, the bank and the obligatory visit to Spud Nuts.  No trip was ever complete without a big bag of fresh doughnuts from Spud Nuts.  Often we would also go by the Robo-Wash on our way out of town.  We all loved to go watch the robot circle around the car as it did its work of cleaning off the grime.  As an added benefit we all got a great laugh as Archie ran around the inside of the car all the while barking at the robot.  You learned quickly to get to the middle of the seats and clear a path for this 120 pound dog’s pursuit of the robot.

On this day things did not go as planned and this was probably our last visit ever to the Robo-Wash.  As Archie began his pursuit of the robot he inadvertently knocked over the cans of Latex paint in the very back of the station wagon.  In no time his feet and legs were coated in white paint.  This did not slow him down one bit as he chased the robot around from the inside of the vehicle.  Each visit to the back was like a painter dipping his brush in for more.  After 4 trips around the car, the exterior was as shinny as if it were new.  As for us, we were all coated in paint; the seats, windows and even the headliner were as white as the winter snow.  My mother was not sure if she should cry, get out, clean the car or “kill” the dog.  It was a very quiet trip home as we sat silently drying with all the windows down.  Forty one miles and a Hosty power washer later, most of the paint had been successfully removed from all of the participants in this great journey.

Over the years Archie had acquired a taste for all things painful.  It was as if he had no level of pain he could not willingly take on.  As a daily hobby he loved to chase bees and eat them.  I am not sure if any of them went down without a fight, all stinging his tongue in the process.  He would yelp, flail his tongue around for a few minutes and then go after his next bee.  It did not stop there.  On a number of occasions he would go after skunks, always losing in the process, and even porcupines.  I remember many trips to the vet to get needles removed from his mouth.  One time the needles were in so deep the vet told us that they would have to work their way out on their own. Even then, with needles imbedded in the roof of his mouth, he pursued and lost another battle with another porcupine. 

Archie, much like most dogs, loved to fetch.  He could do it for hours without end and did not care what you threw for him.  He especially liked the Super balls since they could bounce for blocks.  Once again his intelligence and common sense were constantly tested.  We learned early on not to bounce the balls straight up in the air as he liked to look skyward and catch them directly above him.  The problem we soon learned was that these rubber balls, bathed in saliva, would pass the teeth by and head for the smallest location they could in his throat.  More than once the Heimlich was required to allow him to play another day.

Archie lived to the very old age of 18 years.  His passing was difficult at best, particularly for my father.  Over the years we have had a number of other German Shepherds as pets, but none of them stacked up to Archie.

Pools, Pools and Moore Pools

Circa 1960 – Present

Every summer in Aspen as a child included a good bit of swimming.  With few exceptions, back then private homes did not include pools in their back yards so we all needed a public place for swimming.  For the kids of Aspen we relied on public pools or private pools that offered memberships or summer passes.  Over the years, public swimming was made available in a number of different locations.

In the mid to late 1960’s, while not operating as a hotel, swimming was available for a small cost at the Hotel Jerome pool.  This was a great place to meet up with friends and spend the day.  The use of this pool went on for years and finally came to an end when the hotel was purchased and work began to restore it.  At first the pool was turned into a private club requiring membership and later it was closed all together.  Eventually the pool was torn out to make room for a large addition to the hotel that now occupies the back half of the property.

As changes at the Hotel Jerome were taking place, a local business man, Lenny Thomas, was busy building “The Center.”  It was a combination of retail spaces and a public pool located on the land at Galena Street and Durant Avenue, across from the North of Nell Building and what would be later known as, Ruby Park.  “The Center” included a much larger pool with additional amenities like locker rooms, slides and a wading pool.  “The Center” soon became the place for families and individuals alike to spend their warm summer days.  The pool was closed during the winter months.

Lenny Thomas was involved in a number of local business and projects including “The Center” and The Aspen Motor Speedway.  He was one of the earliest residents of Red Mountain, living in the red brick house just above the entrance to Pitkin Green Road.  “The Center” remained in business for years until it was finally sold off and redeveloped in the late 1970’s.

Aspen’s next pool was courtesy of James E. Moore.  James E. Moore owned a large parcel of land on the outskirts of town as you headed up Maroon Creek Road towards the Maroon Bells.  In the 1970’s the school district purchased a portion of the land for the High School and later on, the addition of the Middle School.  James Moore donated land directly across Maroon Creek Road from the High School to be used for the new pool as well as for other athletic purposes like baseball and football.  The pool was also used for swimming and diving lessons, water safety for the summer sailing classes and even SCUBA classes.

The new pool was built by the city on the donated land and is still in use to this day.  Later, additional facilities were added including the new ice arena.  Had it not been for the generosity of the Moore family there is no telling what the locals would have been able to use during the summers when it came to learning how to swim or dive unless they were willing to join the Aspen Club, east of town. 

Unfortunately, during this same period of time, access to the best swimming and “tubing” spots on the Roaring Fork River were being closed off by the property owners along the banks of the river.  Over the years the Moore’s continued to make available more land for public uses, unfortunately the city did not return the favor when they tried to sell off part of their land for development purposes.

Lincoln Lake Lightning!

Circa 1976

I am not sure who’s idea it was but I know we had talked about this particular trip for weeks that summer.  Lincoln Lake is located near the top of Independence Pass just above the last major switchback.  From the parking lot it is a short, one-mile, nearly vertical hike.

It was a beautiful summer day and by all accounts the perfect day for camping.  Ham Tharp, Robert Thuillier and I loaded up our packs and headed up the pass in my Jeep.  We gave little regard for what we took as we knew the hike was short and besides, we needed all of that stuff.

After setting up camp we set out to explore the lake and the small valley it was tucked into.  We were alone but could hear all the traffic on the highway across the valley.  The lake was formed by a glacier and the rocks around it are as big as houses; so, hiking around it was fun but challenging.

As evening set in we settled down for dinner and some beers we had liberated from my dad’s “Man Fridge” back home.   At the same time the clouds began to darken and the wind started picking up.  Before long we were in the middle of a full-fledged storm complete with lightning.  For us this made our location more dangerous as the valley we were in is largely composed of Iron Ore rocks. 

In no time we sought the refuge of our small tent to get out of the rain.  Outside the tent we could see the lightning and what we think was “St. Elmo’s fire” rolling around in the valley.  At one point during a lull in the storm our tent lit up and expanded like an over-filled balloon.  We took a direct St. Elmo’s Fire (static electricity) hit and lived to tell about it.

The storm lasted most of the night and any living thing in the valley sought refuge where ever they could.  This included the small space between the tent and it’s rain fly.  In the middle of the night I felt an animal laying up against me with only the thin nylon tent walls separating us.  I am not sure what type of critter it was, maybe a large rabbit, fox or even something more dangerous.  All I knew was that I was not about to go find out.

By morning the storm had cleared and the critters were gone.  As we all exited the tent we looked like a bunch of hedgehogs.  The static electricity had energized every hair we had.  After a good laugh and a hearty breakfast we packed up and headed home.

When we got home we learned that we had survived one of the valley’s worst storms in decades.  We had failed to let our parents know where we were going and at one point they almost sent out a search party to find us.  For us this was just another summer adventure.  Camping at 11,000 feet always provides an extra element of excitement.  Today, Lincoln Lake is a popular camping place for locals and visitors alike.  For me, it is one of my favorite places on earth.